she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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