Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
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As shirtless as possible
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
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What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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