I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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