I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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