i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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