i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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