well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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