If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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