But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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