How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Randomize