True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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