You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
it hurts more in the daytime
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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