Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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