Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
is that a dick in a sweater?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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