Your face is a jimmy john
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
