It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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