What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Couch. On fire.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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