It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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