the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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