no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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