Walk of Shame. In a state park.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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