UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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