No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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