I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
operation have a gay friend backfired
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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