Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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