Your tits are I can't wait for
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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