Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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