I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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