Tell her she can't have a vagina
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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