Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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