They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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