I just made out with a guy for $7.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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