We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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