Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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