In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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