That's intense
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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