No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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