You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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