that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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