Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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