Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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