do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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