return my video game
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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