spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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