Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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