To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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