Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags