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(409): View more from Texas

so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add

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(559): View more from California

Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.

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(206): View more from Washington

No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.

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(716): View more from New York

He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.

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