he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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