is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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