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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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