what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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Operation Purity has been aborted
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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