Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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