Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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