He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
The ass gains better be worth it
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
