i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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