no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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