If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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