The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
