One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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