summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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