we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
it glows. i had to have it.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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